... Egg Nog

What the hell is a NOG? We're no egg experts, but I'm pretty sure there's a shell, the goo around the yolk and the yolk. No where is there a NOG. So what kind of sham is this then? Every Christmas people shell out this stuff that looks like elf snot because it seems to be a socially approved way to get your booze on during the holidays without someone thinking you need to attend an A.A. meeting for all of the 12 Days of Christmas.

And speaking of which, when the hell did we get 12 days of Christmas? I mean the song talks about all this crap that someone is getting for 12 days. Last time we checked, ONE DAY OF CHRISTMAS here in the real world. But if there's some place that is gettin' 12 days of gifts, we're soooooo there.

Oh yeah, egg nog - we don't care what you celebrate during the holidays, what religion you are or what you shove on top of your tree - but if you drink this swill, you're officially full of Popozao. Yeah you dig, you're a bigger D-bag than K-Fed.

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