... You
You're pretty cool. You're definitely the kind of person we'd like to see more of, but don't start getting all clingy. We're not looking for a long-term relationship. Some hot nights of lustful late night listening rendezvous (what the hell is the plural form of rendezvous any how?) and we'd be pretty happy. We won't get jealous if you let other radio stations into your listening rotation. We're cool with sharing you. Hell, we might even cook you breakfast in the morning. But only microwaveable biscuits because we can't really cook, that's just something we say to enhance our rep with our peeps.
Another public service announcment brought to you by 100.7, The Planet. Keep reading our blog and listening to us or we'll K-Fed your butt to the curb.
You're pretty cool. You're definitely the kind of person we'd like to see more of, but don't start getting all clingy. We're not looking for a long-term relationship. Some hot nights of lustful late night listening rendezvous (what the hell is the plural form of rendezvous any how?) and we'd be pretty happy. We won't get jealous if you let other radio stations into your listening rotation. We're cool with sharing you. Hell, we might even cook you breakfast in the morning. But only microwaveable biscuits because we can't really cook, that's just something we say to enhance our rep with our peeps.
Another public service announcment brought to you by 100.7, The Planet. Keep reading our blog and listening to us or we'll K-Fed your butt to the curb.
posted by The Planet at 11:28 AM
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